"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" Dan Quayle

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." Charles De Gaulle

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." George Bush

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" Georg Bush

"I invented the internet". Al Gore

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Britney Spears