I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'” Jerry Seinfield

"One cat just leads to another." Ernest Hemingway

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. Henny Youngman

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." Samuel Goldwyn

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." George Bush

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money." Everett Dirksen

"Life is very important to Americans."Bob Dole

I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents." George Wallace