"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work." Emile Zol

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." Woody Allen

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. Jim Backus

"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti." Sophia Loren

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. Socrates

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.(Zsa Zsa Gabor