"The internet is a great way to get on the net." Bob Dole

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. Dick Cavett

"We made too many wrong mistakes. " Yogi Berra

" This is a great day for France!" Said while attending Charles De Gaulle's Funeral.- Richard Nixon

"I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job." George Bush

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hilary Clinton

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean